Super Chunk

[I am in the shower.  It is something like 9AM. Kid knocks on the bathroom door.]

Me: Yeah?

Kid: Do you know where Dad is?

Me: … Um, no.  Where did you look for him?

Kid: Nowhere. I bet he’s upstairs. [goes away and shuts door]

Me: [chuckling]

Lessons learned: These children are secretly harboring ten-year-old brains, because kids who are six don’t do this, I don’t think. Also, I obviously know everything, which is fabulous.